pussysista:

Wants bf

Masturbates

Don’t want bf

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

tastefullyoffensive:

What Your Graphic Tee Says About You (more) [collegehumor]

Previously: 'Fun vs. Effort' Graph for Pets

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

actually though

(Source: cyberlocc)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

fannypacktastic

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

image

NOO That’s the thing I’m SENSITIVE ABOUT

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thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(Source: ecstatic-peace)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

PREACH